You Know You are a Cruiser if….

(Special nod to Jeff Foxworthy who developed “…..You Might be a Redneck….” Which has been reinvented in so many ways)

You Know You are a Cruiser if…….

  1. You get your daily servings of fruit from rum drinks
  2. You wait for the tide to turn the boat so you can get a better wifi or cell phone reception
  3. It has been over six months since you had decent TV reception
  4. Your second car is a dinghy and your first car is your boat
  5. Your good flip flops are your dress shoes
  6. You have to visit more than two other boaters to find out the day of the week or date
  7. You have completed an exhaustive comparison of ways to get weather forecasts
  8. You forget to stop saying, “Over” when you chat on an actual telephone
  9. You have a wide brim, floppy hat with a neck guard and you are not afraid to wear it
  10. You blow a conch shell at sunset
  11. Your new fragrance is bug spray mixed with sunscreen
  12. You have a collection of left over laundry tokens
  13. Amazon Prime knows you by your first name (when in the USA)
  14. Amazon’s stock goes down when you are away from port
  15. You slow down around anchored boats
  16. You have a solar shower and you know how to use it
  17. You favorite purse is waterproof, dries quickly and has a spare kill cord hidden inside
  18. You wash out Ziplock bags
  19. Your first aid kit has duct tape in it
  20. Your cereal is stored in the same cabinet as your socks

We know there are a lot of creative cruisers out there. If you have any you would like to contribute to this list, please go to our comment page. We will post them in a future post.

Happy to be back on the water! More fun posts to come!

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